Posted by
Roswellian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 9:52:37 PM
Now that it's been established that all
foiled terror plots are actually episodes of the Roswell Weapon of Mind Destruction, the obvious question arises. What can a patriotic, fascist-hating American do to protect himself from the fear-inducing beams?
Trust the Roswellian - tin foil hats will do nothing to shield you. The military-industrial scientists have actually been dispersing that bit of disinformation for years while they knew aluminum foil hats actually serve to enhance the beam's effects!
The brain is, after all, an electrochemical neural network. Thoughts arise from the momentary flashes of electrochemical activity in specific patterns, and when it comes down to it, the day is coming when mind reading machines are perfected. Mind-control is actually mind reading in reverse, after all, i.e. projecting one's own neurological signals onto someone else's wetware.
As the Roswellian has already noted, however, there are certain
specific words or phrases that create a protective interference pattern
in the human brain. It is necessary for all conspiracy theorists to practice repeating these words over and over again, all the time, to protect themselves from being brain-washed.
The partial list of protective Interference Words are (in no particular order):
- Bush is evil
- Bushitler
- ChimpyMcHitler
- BushBushBush
- JEWS = NAZIS (one must actually envision "Jews" in all caps, the actual equal sign, and "Nazis" in all caps)
- Chickenhawk(s)
- Evil Republithugs (just "Republithugs" is insufficient, as it doesn't generate the precise alpha waves to precisely cancel out the mind control beams)
- Big Oil
- Zionist Israel
- Kos (while thinking worshipful thoughts about him)
- The truth about 9/11 (while simultaneously thinking about the vast right-wing conspiracy)
- Puppet, e.g. "Bush is just Cheney's puppet."
- Puppet-master, e.g. "That puppet-master Bush is at it again."
- War-mongering Republicans
- Reality-based
- Little Eichmanns
Again, this is but a partial list. New Interference Words are discovered every day, but the important point is, one must repeat these words over and over again, with absolute conviction in order to protect one's mind from Bush's evil Roswell mind rays.
Remember. All the time. Like a Buddhist monk who repeatedly chants "Om" to clarify the mind in meditation, reciting "That death-dealing ChimpyMcHitler!" 24/7 will create an impenetrable mental shield for you. Trust me on this.
Do not even consider questioning any of the above - that creates a neurochemical hole akin to surfing the Internet on a Windows machine with no anti-virus protection. Sooner or later, you will get infected, so it is absolutely critical that anti-Bush conspiracy theorists remain vigiliant and think empty catchphrases all the time. All the time.
Do not vary from this dogma, or you'll be dropped faster than Lieberman was in Conneticut and become part of the vast Conspiracy.